{"id":1142,"date":"2016-11-24T07:44:05","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T12:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/?p=1142"},"modified":"2016-11-24T07:48:09","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T12:48:09","slug":"nov-24-thanksgiving-humor-to-bless-your-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/?p=1142","title":{"rendered":"Nov. 24 \u2013 Thanksgiving Humor to Bless your Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"shariff\" data-title=\"Nov. 24 \u2013 Thanksgiving Humor to Bless your Day!\" data-info-url=\"http:\/\/ct.de\/-2467514\" data-backend-url=\"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/wp-content\/plugins\/shariff-sharing\/backend\/index.php\" data-temp=\"\/tmp\" data-ttl=\"60\" data-service=\"gftr\" data-services='[\"googleplus\",\"facebook\",\"twitter\",\"reddit\",\"info\"]' data-image=\"\" data-url=\"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/?p=1142\" data-lang=\"en\" data-theme=\"colored\" data-orientation=\"horizontal\"><\/div><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/112416_1243_Nov24Thank1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16pt;\"><span style=\"color: #222222;\"><span style=\"background-color: white;\">What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: white;\">&#8220;If your father could see you now, he&#8217;d turn over in his gravy.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: white;\">Why did the police arrest the turkey?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: white;\">They suspected it of fowl play<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: white;\">What sound does a space turkey make?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: white;\">Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: white;\">Why did the turkey cross the road?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: white;\">It was the chicken&#8217;s day off.<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? &#8220;If your father could see you now, he&#8217;d turn over in his gravy.&#8221; Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/?p=1142\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nov. 24 \u2013 Thanksgiving Humor to Bless your Day!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1142"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1145,"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions\/1145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms.shelquist.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}